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The time of the year when peoples bank accounts empty out
This christmas shoping left me broke
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Celebrating the birth of Santa.
It's Santa's Birthday! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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The birthdate of Jesus christ, our savior. We celebrate by giving presents to friends and loved ones. Good will and love is spread by all, and by the way, I am 100% american! Bite me croat. and.... croatians suck ass.
Jesus christ was born in a manger to the virgin mary.
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wat was first the celebration of our lord, Jesus Christ, it is now a celebration toward greed, stress, and disappointment. its not even a christian holiday anymore, seein as how its just an excuse for all religions to get ppl crap instead of celebratin their own holidays.
So basically, we're praisin Santa Claus ans money instead of Jesus Christ, which is not makin Jesus very happy that he did all that shit to save our sinning asses.
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1. A time when you are forced to spend time and money on people you hate (i.e. your family). People get drunk, fight, then go home and sleep, then wake up with bad hangovers.
2. A time where a perverted fat dude named Santa comes down the chimney and gives little five-year-old Jimmy the dirty magazines he always wanted.
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The 359th day of the Gregorian calendar, or in the case of "leap year," the 360th day.
Christmas fell on December 25, 2019, and was the 359th day of the year.
Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.
A holiday that used to be about family and friends now became a cluster of marketing, commercialism, Untrue discounts, BS sales, and presents.
Um, what happened to the concept of christmas again?
Me: Merry christmas everybody, we might be together again
"Friend": Naw, i am gonna go and get that new deal thats 25-50 percent off!!
Me: Oh goodness