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A hot chinese girl who you either want to sleep with and or go out with .
i got chow mein gash
this means-i'm going out or sleeping with a hot chinese girl.
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this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general
kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling
Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*
kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night
Dad: *gets glock 17*
A british acid-rave sci-fi funk-punk band with 12 members. the name is german for my bike is broken.
Have you heard Meine Rad ist Kaputt
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Similar to "Take it or leave it"(i.e. "this is your only option") but with a more sardonic edge.
I think this comes from a special edition of the Gilbert Shelton cartoon strip "Fat Freddie's Cat", in which the eponymous character narrowly escapes a genetically modified death at the hands of a mad, well, furrier.
Kid: What is there for dinner?
Dad: I'm cooking lasagne
Kid: wailing I don't like that
Dad: Well, take it or leave it, mein furrier
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A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'
Ex.1
Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"
Ex.2
Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"
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1.) When a woman is giving a blow job or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)
Eg.) " I made my girlfriend - saugen mein wiener schnitzel!"
2.) Slang for telling someone to suck you cock or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)
Eg.) " Why don't you saugen mein wiener schnitzel & shut up"
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