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Entinity coming in various types and with different specials each. Develops to Woman when approximately 18 years old.
Evil (avoid! dangerous!):
This form will push you into a relationship and then consume all your time and money, force you to have sex with her and complain about your performance in general and your skill in bed in particular before either exchanging you with the next victim or stabbing you and then sell your internal organs. Judges all your actions (done to her benefit) as bluntly usual. Doesn't have any feelings.
Common (choose your words wisely and there'll be no problems):
Can be met almost anywhere. Fun to be with. Won't force you to anything except for conversation. Relationships possible but often difficult because of the lack of patience on either side. Judges your actions (done to her benefit) seperately but will take some of them for granted. Thinks that she can love, but she can't really.
Heavenly (no problems here):
This is what every boy wants. This form will be there for you in every possible way and won't ask anything of you in return. Extremely seldom but not extinct. Relationship duration can be increased by returning favors. Shows impressive amounts of patience. Will show great happiness when receiving a gift or favor from you. Better for both and the duration of the relationship if you act mostly similar to her (e.g. patience, being nice, cooking breakfast...). Capable of feeling love.
Warning:
A girl (being complex and unique) will never fit 100% to the above definitions, but you have a basis to work with now.
Evil: My 2nd girlfriend. A real witch! And I were stupid enough to fall for her... NEVER approach this type without taking precautions! Avoid contact if possible.
Common: Have a look around you in the city or at your school. Approximately 75% of the girls can be considered as "common type".
Heavenly: You'll have to get to know lots of girls before you meet a "heavenly type" girl. Try nevertheless. It's worth the try. Difficult to spot easy to satisfy.
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a gender that will break your heart. they will lead you on, say they love you, and make you feel awesome. but in the end, its all a lie.
Girl: I dont love you anymore.
Boy: Youre a real girl.
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when running with grils, specificaly at cross crountry practice, and they are running ahead/faster than you
"dude, lets pick it up, we are getting girled"
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1. A femal at a wedding or social gathering who is oblivious that she is making an ass of herself and embarassing everyone who knows her.
Rich brought "that girl" to Jeff's wedding. She got up and sang with the band, she was drunk and had no voice. A total whore.
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Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes, That Girl.
Chestnuts, rainbows, springtime..
Is that girl. She's tinsel on a tree.
She's everything that every girl should be.
Sable, Popcorn, white wine, that girl,
Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway.
She's that girl!
She's mine alone but luckily for you...
If you find a girl to love,
Only one girl to love,
then she'll be that girl too.
THAT GIRL!
Basically a Show that premiered on ABC in 1966. Starring Marlo Thomas, a girl named Ann Marie moves to New York to commence her modeling career. Her boyfriend, Don Hollinger always wants to Marry her, but she wants to be a liberated woman. In the season finale, instead of him FINALLY proposing, they go to a woman's lib rally. Simply divine. -cry-
Anyways, yeah. This show was so powerful, I ended up named after Marlo Thomas. Woo and yay.
John: Dude. She's That Girl.
Henry: She's tinsel on a tree?
John: She's everything that every girl should be.
Henry: That was really queer.
John: Maybe we should lay off the Nick at Nite reruns.
Henry: Who can turn the world on with her smiiiilleeee..
John: Wrong show assface.
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Demons from hell that feed on the souls of men. Always get what they want, especially the more attractive ones. Are known to be nice to men only in myths. Play evil tricks and commit evil acts like dumping their drink on their boyfriend or husband because of something they think was mean. Girls contain the emotional stability of a rhino on a unicycle balancing on a tightrope made of fishing string. They can be sweet and loving one second and become hostile and filled with rage the next second (their true identity).
Man: Wow! ur the hottest girl in the world! (talking to girlfriend)
Woman: Oh! So who's the second hottest?! Ur so insensitive! I hate you!
Man: Girls are CRAZY!!! I'm thinking about suicide. (Thinking to self)
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I wish girls would just stop talking and stand there and look hot.
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