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when one prioritizes his school work before his relationship or sex life
Noa- hey shmerez, you want to, get out of here, maybe fool around a bit? I know it has been tough lately but i can help you relieve some of that stress
Shmerez- I have got to finish this AP English paper before tomorrow. i cannot afford to use up this time
Noa- come on! We can make it a quickie, maybe i will throw in something special..
Shmerez- man, as tempting as all of that sounds, i have got to stay focussed noa. As i always say, "Class before ass."
To refer to a movie better than Jurassic Park
The most badass epic motherfucking dinosaur movie ever created. This movie follows the story of a tough ass brontosaurus named littlefoot and his crew of little shithead friends. These little pussyshit dinosaurs defeated a BIGASS T-Rex at the end of the movie and found heaven itself.
Oh shit that movie totally Land before Timed that piece of shit.
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hillarious comic strip that revolves around two main characters .. 'pig ' and 'rat ' who are room mates. there are other characters who live in the same neighbourhood .. such as zeebra, the crocodile clan (the dumbest) and goat ( the wisest). ............
pig is humble , practical, kind and a little slow in the head.. and rat is , self-centered and quick-tempered, Rat is obsessed with fame, immortality and making a quick buck. Spends his time with Pig because it makes him feel superior and, more importantly, no one else will hang out with him...zebra is just trying to survive.. from the dumb crocs who are trying to kill him.. ...
the title of the strip ' pearls before swine ' comes from the New Testament, and is taken from the phrase, "Don't cast your pearls before swine."
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Pretty much the best movie ever created.
Stop-motion. claymation. all around perfect.
great music by Danny Elfman.
Directed and created by Tim Burton.
The Nightmare Before Christmas will always be #1 on my list.
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(n.) an important sub-rule of the bros before hoes clause in the bro code that states the bro may not, under any circumstance, ditch his bros to go clothes shopping with his hoe.
Guy 1- "Hey guys, I can't watch 300 tonight."
Guy 2- "What's up, bro? We always watch a flick on Thirsty Thursdays in the man cave!"
Guy 1- "Tiffany wanted to get a new jacket--"
Guy 3- "Wait, you're ditching us to be her shopping bitch?"
Guy 1- "It's not like that, we might buy lingerie too!"
Guy 2- "You're willing to violate the sacred rule of bros before clothes? Dishonor shall fall heavily upon your balls for this treachery, my dude!"
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In the hoop-jumping contest of life, proven academic performance is required before the art of social manipulation becomes relevant. In other words, a massive GPA gets you a seat at the table; Instagram and snatch-chat alone---just put your dumb-ass on the menu.
Don't be a dumb-ass; 'success before finesse' is an unbreakable law of the universe.
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An expression of Biblical origin.
As mentioned above, comes from the Biblical injunction not to "cast your pearls before swine." Pearls, of course, are considered to be things of great value, and swine (pigs) are often considered to be lowly animals.
Thus, the phrase translates as "Don't waste something valuable by giving it to someone who doesn't/can't appreciate it." This can apply to words/thoughts/wisdom as well as physical objects, and the expression is frequently used in a condescending fashion.
As for the comic, the title might ironically mean that Pig actually possesses the higher moral qualities that Rat is incapable of appreciating -- or even more ironically, that the things the artist is trying to communicate in the strip will be lost on the general public reading it.
e.g.
"I read that beautiful Shakespearean sonnet to her, but it was pearls before swine to such an illiterate person."
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