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Description of a person, usually female, stricken by a particularly severe lack of intelligence. The blonde's brain, whcih is limited in size, is constantly in a daze, making the understanding of very simple ideas, concepts, and jokes impossible for her.
"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner. How does the blonde confuse you? She comes back and says she did."
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we blondes have a lot more fun! brunettes are mostly jealous of us!that is why almost every brunette has BLONDE highlights!!!! we are beautiful,hot,pretty,amazing,ravishing,sexy,have fun,and can be tigers or little devils in bed!!!!
guy 1. last night i went on a date with a brunette it was terrible.
guy 2. i went out with a blonde it was terrific!!
guy 1. she was so boring.
guy 2. my BLONDE was so amazingly fun!!
guy 1. this time i am going with a blonde!!
guy 2. now you make sense!!!!
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A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.
Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
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Ditzy,annoying,and oblivious to the world around them.Usually very hyperactive,has no personality and often watches "bring it on"and "legally blonde"
WTF! danielle quit being so damned blonde!!
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a person who is very slow, un smart, or is just plain stupid
a hair color
the biggest prep in your school!
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The act of listening to Frank Ocean's 2016 masterpiece "Blonde," usually late at night (between 2am and 5am) where you cry as you bathe in nostalgia and regret and reflect on life, your feelings and your mistakes.
Girl texting you at 4am: Hey, you up? ;)
Guy: Stfu i'm blonding
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The epitome of the young unintelligent female demographic.Generally considered the All American Girls,although they are stupid and unreal females!
"Super-fun"-Elle Woods
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