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When you put chocolate fudge on your dick and peanut butter on your balls to have your girl suck the fudge off while your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls. Then for the 3rd course you put whipped cream on your ass hole for an assouffle.
My friends asked me why my girlfriend looked bloated last night. So I told them that I gave her the 3 course dessert before bed.
A second serving of cereal of a different type. Usually a sugary, kids cereal.
Person 1: What's for breakfast?
Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.
Chips you receive at the end of a dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Usually because they fucked up. It also replaces any actual dessert you would have ordered.
George: "Hey Tom do, you want some dessert after these enchiladas?"
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>
The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
When a guy gets to watch two girls going to town on each other.
"Hey Ted, I totally got dinner and dessert last night."
The lingering scent after you and a sexual partner cover one another in sweet dessert, and then engage in vigorous, sweaty sex.
I still can't get the smell out of my sheets after doing the funky dessert last Thursday. I've washed them twice.