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anti-hospital

A wonderful place where the employees there beat you to a pulp and give you money if you survive.

Guy: *walks into the anti-hospital*
The doctors and nurses: *beat him to a pulp*
Anti-doctor: okay here's $2,000

by pingpong89 November 6, 2022


hospitality vibrator

A vibrator specifically purchased for the use of guests. Mine, currently, is a plug-in wand type of model.

If he doesn't have a hospitality vibrator in his house, he can't fuck.

by River Ratty May 13, 2021


Poole hospital

A curious building, full of weak and vulnerable creatures such as Ben Pease. Those who enter are often found in the garbage out the back. Treatment usually stretches across a couple of months when illegal working numbers are low. Poole Hospital isn't a place for the faint hearted, nor' the British.

I just got caught up in a brawl, in the Poole hospital reception. A one armed kid just knicked the last free magazine .

by YungBoiOfAtlanta December 10, 2018


Silverstar Hospital

the best hospital in bloxburg, great residency program and nursing program. ssh>>you

“Let’s go to silverstar hospital” “Silverstar is better then you”

by ratatattaa September 3, 2021


Hospital administrator

One who removes all joy from the practice of medicine

The new hospital administrator has hired a consultant to find out why the medical staff are unhappy.

by Knucklebuster June 21, 2018


Southern Hospitality

to invite one into your home, learn all you can about that person, then try your hardest to destroy that person because you're so unhappy with yourself and your own life that it's all you can do to make yourself momentarily happy.

Woman: You should come over to our house after service for some good old fashioned southern hospitality!
Young couple: We'd love to!
Woman later: She had a child out of wedlock and he's Asian! Tisk tisk, what has this town come to...

by anonymous987357 December 6, 2011

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Foundation Hospitals

Foundation Hospitals are hospitals that are run by charitable trusts. Doctors in these hospitals enjoy excellent pay and working conditions, usually not having to work lengthy hours as much of their work is carried out by volunteers.

The hospitals treat not only human patients, but animals also, and the King Cardiff IV foundation hospital in Wales is known for pioneering work in allowing former Welsh miners to carry out brain surgery on horses. The foundation hospital in Bath, England is well known for its exceptional treatment of patients, who have access to an extensive collection of magazines and television channels, with particular favourites of the patients being monkey porn.

Foundation Hospitals r0x0r your s0x0rz!!

by kodiac1 July 3, 2006

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