A word that can be used in place of other words such as stupid, retarded, etc. Potato, or potatoes if the situation calls for it, can be used as an adjective to describe a person or an event/series of events.
"That was some potatoes right there"
"Last night was so full of potatoes"
"Are you with potatoes right now?"
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When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book
She believes in potatoism
The source of very crappy Youtube videos, AKA 240p
MAN 1: Hey I finished uploading my video on Youtube, check it out!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!
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The belief of self ruling and or being your own god
Man: are you Jewish?
Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism
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What an insane person thinks their species is
Person 1-- I'M A POTATO!!!!!!
Person 2--(behind person 1's back) he is a total wacko
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Why are you searching up potatoes on urban dictionary? Why am I writing this? What am I doing with my life?
POTATOES r cool
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an acronym for People Over Thirty Acting Twenty-one Online. On dating sites, chatrooms and social network, a potato will often present himself or herself as younger than his or her actual age.
Jess is a second-year university student who met a cute guy online. His profile picture looked like Bradley Cooper, and he was listed as twenty-two years old. When she met him in person, he was almost forty and looked very different from his picture. She found a real POTATO.
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