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when a girl jerks you off and pulls so hard on your dick that it looks like she's trying to start a lawn mower
Suzie gave good head but when she went to jack me off, she gave me the ole Staten Island Lawnmower
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also known colloquially as "Tech", it is the only specialized high school in staten island so every smart kid on the island tries to go, but half of the school is from Brooklyn anyways. it's highly ranked as one of the best schools in the nation for no tangible reason. most ride the s79 to get there and those who dont are rich enough to get car service or have a car. it is barely trying to get more diverse but faculty is all white and play favorites so it's not working and there is always an insect infestation going on. you know everybody in your grade because Tech is tiny and overcrowded as fuck. you can get a good balance between education and social life there if you never sleep and kiss your all teachers' ass. everybody and every teacher thinks they're better than any other high school in the area (i.e. new dorp, fort hamilton). it also has a strange system of staircases where only one can access all floors.
I applied to Staten Island Tech because I didn't have another choice. It was this or Stuy or Tottenville but I chose tech because it's "more personal".
Bruh, I tried to take staircase I to the third floor but i forgot it goes to the roof so I had to run back down to the basement to take H instead. Who the fuck designed this building?
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When one feels the urge to defecate while in the shower, instead of getting out and sitting on the toilet one defecates into their own hand, then reaches out to drop the turds into the bowl
"I just saw Mike drop his stool sample in the toilet while he was showering"
" From his hand? He did the Staten Island Transfer"
Ahh the "staten island girl" what most describe as a rich, trashy, overly-make-up'ed, tight-pants wearing, coach bag carrying girl with an obnoxiouss accent(etc)
I will not claim that this breed of miserable-ness does not exist on this island (because sadly it does) i would like to point out that there are girls, mostly residing on the North Shore, that detest this stereotype.
In fact, there are some of us that:
-have no accent at all(baffling i know)
-actually left the island for college & whatnot
-hate wearing too much make-up
-refuse to buy coach bags (or only buy the leather ones without the C insignia so no one knows)
-own many pairs of sweatpants and non-matching hoodies that do not contain an ounce of velour, andd wear them out in public
-do not wear high heels to "the mall"
-work and own their own bank accounts that contain their hard-earned cash
**-make fun of boys with the blow out
***-get really pissed off at the girls that do NOT make fun of boys with the blow-out because that just makes them think its okay, and it not
-enjoy getting their real nails painted, and actually kno what their real nails look like without acryllics
-do not have lifetime memberships to the tanning loft, body tan, hollywood tans etc.
-cringe when people ask where their from (because that inevitably is followed with a joke about either coffee, the dump, traffic, or just laughter)
-have goals other than marrying someone rich and moving to a nice gaudy house in todt hill and/or annadale
-refused to watch true life: i'm a staten island girl out of sheer embarrassment OR watched it and just felt embarrassed for the girls on the show...
you get the idea.
We are few but we do exist.
"your from staten island?"
"'fraid so"
"wow i would have never guessed that, you don't look like a staten island girl"
"yea i know i get that all the time"
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girlss that use orange cover up , girls that o.d on bronzer girls that think that conceiler is lipstick . girls woth fake blonce chunky streaks girls that shop at "foxy lady" girls that shop at epic ... girls with fake accents .. hylan nails sound familiar !!! girls with shovels or spoons as nails with cheesy neon colors .. girls that over use the words whore fuck bitch slut.. girls that call their best friends whores and sluts ... girls that wear paintss a little too tight .. girls that their face doesnt match there neck .. girls that have sun burn on there asses in the winter ... girls that go tanning every day ... girls that have juicy written across their ass ..girls that have myspace ... girls that think cursing makes them sound good .. girls that think that they are tough because their from new york ..yehh and its new york not new yawk ! girls that hate when people copy them but copy everyone else .. girls that know the words to be my bad boy ... everytime we touch miracle and every mariah carey song there is .. girls that get excited when staten island is mentioned in a song or movie basiclly fake girls ...
girl 1 omg im amm soo not a staten island girl ...
girl 2: like yah i know do you wanna go to foxy lady and get that shirt that says triple five soul on it that everyone has .. and if i see a girl with it on i think i might like fight her omg !!
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The phenomenon that occurs when someone drops a smelly fart during a hot shower.
My wife always complains when I fart in the shower because she says I turn the bathroom into a Staten Island Sauna.
Girls and boys from Staten Island have these "accents". Mostly girls, but also some boys. Some are very thick, and some aren't. We 'staten islanders' pronounce COFFEE as CAWFFEE. sometime's it is hard to understand what we're saying. Not ALL people from staten island have staten island accents. People usually describe the accent by telling us we add an extra "A" to the end of some words.
Erica: "hey, can i have some cawfee?"
Vic: " why don't you get it yaself, yer so lazy ."
Chris: "ah you have Staten Island Accents?!"
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Mike: "yooo i want some sawsages right now. Im gonna count to fawh and you betta get me some."
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Girl 1: "oh my gawwwwd, i hate ha so much. its like ridiculous."
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Girl 2: "my mom said you could come ovaa lata and we'll see what we can do, maybe we could to the mawll."
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