Tonsil boxer

A Goddam cocksucker. The person who takes the penis down their throat, bumping the head of the penis against their tonsils. Similar to a boxer working at a speed bag.

i asked the tin knocker not to install the HVAC in that location. The cocksucker did it anyway. I yelled out to the fucking tonsil boxer, you put that shit in my way. Cocksucking tonsil boxer.

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tonsil paint

to bust a nut in a girl's mouth

Yes, and then i gave her my tonsil paint for Christmas

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Tonsil Checker

WHEN YOU GRAB THE BACK OF A WOMANS HEAD AND YOU SHOVE YOUR DICK SO FAR DOWN HER THROAT YOU CAN NOTICE IF SHE HAS HAD HER TONSILS REMOVED OR NOT.

Last night I met a woman at the bar who ended up coming home with me and as she started to give me a blowjob I got a little over excited and gave her a tonsil checker. She still has them fyi...

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Tonsil Penisitis

An acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man's (or transexual person's) penis on another person's tonsils (Whores, and Gay Men, are most commonly diagnosed).

Investigator: How did the victim die?
Doctor: The victim died of a severe case of Tonsil Penisitis.
Investigator: That's fucked up.
Doctor: Yes, the people who get it generally are.

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tonsil wad

the result of throwing up in your mouth just a little.

Dude stop yer givin' me a tonsil wad"

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tonsil paint

n., alcohol, lubrication

Jeb, let's paint the town red with some good ol' tonsil paint!

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Tonsil tickler

Shoving your penis far enough in the throat to tickle the tonsils. May tickle more if a pubic hair gets stuck in the throat as well.

Nate slept through the entire tonsil tickler I gave him last night!

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