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A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7
How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always
Fuck hes a festive peanuts
(noun) A peanut that varies in size. It is usually brown in color. Despite it's slight color variation, it is nearly indistinguishable from other peanuts. The only purpose of the rogue peanut is to make an awful taste in your mouth when eaten. A taste of bitterness and sourness and shame all combined into one.
A bought a bag of bulk peanuts and more than half of them were rogue...so i threw them all out. Rogue peanuts ruin everything.
when you take a jar of Goober and spread it between a girl's butt cheeks then eat it out
Last night I was with this chick that had me eat her ass after spreading Goober between her cheeks. I've been craving Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J) all day now.
someone who sells pills in a club
"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"
"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"
cum that you have mixed shit and/or peanut butter with.
Guy 1 : Hey! Wanna come and make some peanut butter cum?
Guy 2 : Sure! Let's go!
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The thin dark line splitting the scrotum nearly in half rather cutely.
The man’s peanut divider hung in front of her gaping mouth.
What’s wrong with your nuts man?
Nothing bruh it’s just my peanut divider.
When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.