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Bombastic type of attitude and behavior, acting in a dull or dry humorous manner in chat or in game who uses Schrödinger's insults and claims other people are mad when they call them out as being unfunny. Can be easily identified via spamming internet lingo as they feel they can win a virtual shouting match.
Will act like a redditor more often than not.
Person 1: "gngngngn ezezez mad cuz bad salty!!!!"
Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"
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The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth
Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
1. The part of the internet that never forgets.
2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
What happened to Dave?
The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...
Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
An amazing relatively new video making a homage to all those people that have hit it big on the internet.
It is a catchy tune of most big internet phenomena that have become part of the pop culture.
Several Internet Phenomena that were pointed out in the song Internet People:
- The dramatic Prairie Dog
- South Park
- The Star Wars kid
- The Numa Numa Guy
- The lip-syncing boys
- Napster Bad
- Winnebago man
- Evil Bert
- Goatse
- GI Joe
- Ask a Ninja
- Lonelygirl
- Darth Vader
- Lazy Sunday
- George Lucas in love
- Chuck Norris
- Leeroy Jenkins
- Google (was obviously implied)
- The grape stomping lady that fell
- Paris Hilton
- All your base are belong to us
- The Ok Go song 'Here It Goes Again'
- The sneezing baby panda
- Dick in a Box
- Snakes on a Plane
- The otters holding hands
- The awesome vdeo of Stephen Colbert making fun of the president who was next to him =
- Kelly shopping for shoes
- Tom Cruise in Oprah
- Ashlee Simpson in SNL
- Boom goes the dynamite!
- Peanut Butter Jelly Time
- The house with the Christmas lights
- Evolution of Dance
- All the people talking in their webcams
- And even much more!
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walking, talking, typing troll bait; named after Walt Disney's Bambi for their naivete and innocence
dude, you're being trolled.. stop being such an internet bambi.. SHEEEEESH..
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A girl who flirt's with and/or has sex with many internet men.
I guess it is really any girl who meets guys on the net.
"Hey dude, I think your girl is an 'internet slut', she waz jus' coming onto me on IM. So I disconnected and came straight over to tell you to ditch the bitch."
"I'm meeting up with this 'internet slut' for sum casual action."
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An internet troll is a person who uses anonymity to cause frustration, anger, impatience or to generally be disruptive for no seemingly good reason EXCEPT to be that nuisance.
Most are souless bastards, touched by daddy/priest, and in the stead of coping with that trauma in a healthy way, take out their aggression, anger, impotence, frustration on others.
-have problems forming real-life relationships; have a hard time attracting members of the opposite/same sex,generally introverts. Though some are 'trolls-in-hiding', most are skill-less loners.
General troll behavior:disruptive forum posts; the posts are generally off-topic, or unnecessarily combative. Each contemporary popular website has its own sub-genre of troll
-can be male or female, mostly males, including the popular 'gender bender'44 yo man that acts like 14 yo girl
Female internet trolls, are far more scary then their male counterparts. Female trolls seem to better able to delude themselves into believing that their behavior is not only accepted online but that the traits that they find so well received (they are not) will transfer well to real life. usually ends badly.
EX_1...on a thread with 50 people reading/posting, the troll tries to be the first to make a comment about the picture attached; one or two people point out his/her foolishness and instead of saying he understands, is sorry, or just shutting up, the troll then proceeds to exacerbates the situation by further feigning ignorance, enraging those who do not see through the behavior. Later, when several people directly attack said troll, he responds by praising their comments, or by hitting the 'like/thumbs up' button.
EX_2:underneath an article about the impact of corporate greed in third world countries, say india, two people are having a back and forth about the article...an attention-seeking troll would pop in with something like "so how many niggers are there in india?" in an obvious attempt to illicit an emotional response; or if the article was accompanied by a family pic of a father/mother/son/daughter, a comment suck as "so how often do you think hes fucked that little girl/boy? boy he/she just LOOKS butthurt from all that fucking!", again in an obvious attempt to divert intellectual discourse, or to just project feelings of their own sex abuse, or desire to be the abuser. Just try to ignore the internet trolls.
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