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Cow punch

Where you punch a cow so hard in the head that it has an instant abortion. This works on women too.

Guy 1: So my chick was knocked up.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cow punched the bitch son!

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Holy cow

When something crazy happens

โ€œI just jumped out the windowโ€
โ€œHoly cowโ€

by Beeshup slambo January 12, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


milking the cow

when your bird has given you a hand job and you have spunked all over her sleeve and the she squeezes the cloth so the salty goodness drips off like milk from a cows udder!!

by POWER B May 14, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cow tongue

When someone is receiving a blowjob from their significant other and he/she licks down the shaft to the balls and keeps going; moving backwards between the legs to lick the taint and slide their tongue up the ass crack, in a similar fashion to that of a credit card swipe.

"Hey, how'd your hookup on Grinder go?"
"Great. We Netflixed and chilled and he gave me cow tongue."

by MyPrincessIsInAnotherCastle October 14, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Sacred Cow

Name given to the first aircraft used to regularly transport The President of The United States, a C-54 Skymaster. This Aircraft was the forerunner of Air Force One.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cash Cow

The state or act of being a beef-munching, coin tossin', cut-throat-to-the-moat connoisseur.

Wow, Tatum Lenberg is quite the cash cow tonight!

Do you accept debit or cash cow?

How do you measure a cash cow in quarts?

by cashcowcathy November 29, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


cow town

An unsophisticated town within a cattle raising area.

Columbus, Ohio is often described as a cow town by Cincinnatians as it lacks the vibe found in sophisticated urban areas.

by joeynick August 16, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž