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"Yo that ride was a cap peeler!" (A beautiful woman walks by with a swagless dude)
"You saw that couple?"
"Yup. That's a cap peeler."
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Getting head, blowing load across her forehead, then giving her a reverse Roman soldier and ass hat; while both chanting exuberantly, "Rally! Rally!"
My team was losing in the bottom of the 8th, so I took my girlfriend in the back room and gave her a Scranton rally cap.
Using caps lock text in order to convey serious anger, outrage, sadness or grief. origin: Harry Potter and his outrageous CAPS LOCK YELLING throughout the series, but particularly in book 5.
john: i don't think we should see each other any more
jane: WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME ANYMORE, YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKER THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.
john: woah settle down, don't go all caps lock harry on me.
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Pen Cap Chew was a song written by Kurt Cobain, in 1987, and recorded on January 23, 1988 ( At Reciprocal Studios {prod by Jack Endino}). The song was only partially recorded due to the fact it had the unfortunate luck of being the last song tracked during the session. Despite this, the song is considered by some fans to be still an excellent song and on par with releases in Bleach, the reason it cold not be added being the aforementioned recording issues.
Official lyrics:
oh lesser God, oh loathe me.
oh lesser God, oh loathe me.
oh lesser God, oh loathe me.
oh lesser God, oh oh.
You get, you get, you get, you get to me,
Holy is the time it's such an easy way to go.
You get, you get, you get, you get to be,
Hide the struggle in the skin under a fingernail.
oh lesser God, oh loathe me, oh lesser God, oh lonely.
oh lesser God, oh loathe me, oh lesser God, YOU'RE LONELY.
Waste your time by saving worthless gullibles,
Kill a politician and then wear his clothes.
This decade is the age of re-hashing,
Protest and then go to jail for tresspassing.
To me it's home... go... home... go...
From Kurt Cobain's Journals, the missing verse can be found which was cut from the recording, and presumably it would have been part of the recording had the band had enough of the reel left.
Can you see the reason for my entropy?
Is there something wrong without society?
Has your concience got to you for building?
Is that you noticing you eat your pens?
Go... home... (x4)
Pen Cap Chew is a Nirvana song.
The sentence that changed everything. From the moment of it's existence it has warped space and time and is the only sentence currently available that can automatically make anyone laugh. The exact origins of the sentence have not been noted but some say the words were first spoken by a "discord packer".
George: "Shutcho bitchass up Ascend you braindead moron with no life. Go to fucking school for once instead of spending your time skipping school to scream at little kids on the popular social media platform made for gamers, Discord.com"
As "world's best discord packer" cend: "Aye bruh Don't cap on the name bruh dont even talk to me like that I'll slap the shit outchu on god yo granma on a scooter at 3 am doing donuts on a Walmart parking lot."
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This occurs when a person's nipples appear to look like mushroom caps inverted into their body. Most often used for storage.
Did you see that full on fullopian fungus Richard is storing in his reverse mushroom caps?