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A sentence used by technicians to test keyboards on computers, due to the fact that it uses all letters in the alphabet.
Client: OMG!! MY keyboard broke!!!
Technician: Calm yourself. Let me check:
*Types* The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Client: Oh, thank god!!!
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A sentence that contains every word in the alphabet. When selecting a font in Windows, Microsoft uses it so you can see every example of a letter being used instead of using ABCDEFG... they use The quick brown fox jumpes over the lazy dog.
I'm going to check out a new font I installed on Windows. "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog". Oh, that's how the font looks like on each letter.
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Is when you have to pee so badly you start to shake uncontrolably not un like michael j fox.
He's shaking like michael j fox. Yeah he's been holding it for like two days, he's due for a michael j fox pee.
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This word uses all of the letters in the English alphabet. It is also a stereotypical word between foxes and dogs
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" is an English-language pangram—a sentence that contains all of the letters of the alphabet. It is commonly used for touch-typing practice, testing typewriters and computer keyboards, displaying examples of fonts, and other applications involving text where the use of all letters in the alphabet is desired. Owing to its brevity and coherence, it has become widely known.
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(Verb) When a man is having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is laying down on her stomach (the "lazy dog") and his penis slips out and pokes her in the anus (the "brown fox"), either accidentally or intentionally.
Last night in bed with Trisha, my quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog and she made me sleep on the couch (or) Last night, Steve's quick brown fox jumped over my lazy dog, so I kicked him out of bed.
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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
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Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.
Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?
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