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The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.
girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!
A phrase shouted in Dovahzul, or "Dragonish," coming out as "Fus Ro Dah." "Fus" means Force, "Ro" means Balance, and "Dah" means Push. Simply yelling this phrase will not do anything, however. You must have the power of a dragon's soul. Nobody in this world has ever done a successful Unrelenting Force shout, due to the fact that no dragons have ever been seen here, and even if there had been, they would need some way to kill the dragon and absorb the dragon's soul, unless they were Dovahkiin, or Dragonborn. The phrase's words can be said individually, but they are most commonly said together.
The Unrelenting Force shout is rarely used an anything but an exclamation - "FUS RO DAH!" -or- "Fus... RO DAH!
1. The ability to channel the collective energy generated and maintained by the world's current meerkat population.
2. A foolproof method of evading the puff adder by means of one's "tail."
3. An incredible knack for standing completely still.
1. I was listening to this bitch whining and moaning and alls I wanted to do was slap her right in the face, so I channelled the Meer-Force to keep my cool.
2. I really didn't want to sit in the tree and watch for eagles, but Billy was sick, so I rode the Meer-force all afternoon.
September 6th is Air Force Day wear them at school take snaps wit your friends
Hey it’s Air Force Day let me take a pic of those
Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.
The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.
Horse-shit facts your friends tell you about Star Wars.
"Man, the length of the lightsaber is determined by the size of the Jedi and their force capabilities."
"Nah man, that's force-shit."
The Israeli Genocide Force, once known as the "Israeli Defense Force", is a militant terrorist group that murders babies, children, women, men, and civilians while calling this activity "self-defense"
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed the cancer floor of a children's hospital in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed multiple refugee camps in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed a Red Cross humanitarian aid truck in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed an ambulance carrying wounded people in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force killed over 10,000 Palestinians in a month, 70% of whom were women and children.
The Israeli Genocide Force is supported by President Biden.
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