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A life-long loser. 30 year old man still stuck in high school. Secretly gay. Someone who wishes to become a Broadway star, but ends up being a high school theatre teacher instead.
-"Hey dude where's your Varsity jacket?"
"Aw, Matthew Peters stole it again."
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A situation or event where things couldn't be better.
"hey, I just found $20 in the couch cushion." Sore peter, can't beat it.
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when your fucking two girls doggy style, and you switch back and forth, hopping from left to right to get the job done. (Carrots in mouths optional)
"I gave those two bitches the Peter Rabbit" "I gave Mrs. T and Mrs. M the Peter Rabbit"
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A large penis. AKA a Peter that is Draggin'
She likes a good healthy dick, but she LOVES a Peter Draggin!
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a man whos penis is 3 milimeters...FROM THE GROUND! YUH!
Dad: Hey, careful not to trip on that milimeter peter.
Son: You got it dad!
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Peter is way cooler than me. He gets with Hella bitches while I settle for my ugly cousins who have smaller boobs than me. Peter is smart and sexy. Search "Richard Verret" and you can see how lame I am.
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shotgunning smoke into a girl's vagina while having a threesome and passing it to your friend who then inhales out the smoke.
donald and I peter pipered that girl last night.
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