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A vocal game invented by... er, sorry. I sort of forgot. But its played by ending everthing you say with the words "In My Pants". When a person playing the game fails to do this, said person is then punished physically and severely (ex.- caning, ass-whupin', socked in da' gut, etc). The game ends when the time limit (if any is agreed upon) is over. ... Or just when everone gets tired of it.
Kid #1: Hey, how's it going "In My Pants"?
Kid #2: Pretty shitty "In My Pants".
Kid #3: That sucks "In My Pants".
Kid #4: ... This is pretty stupid.
Kid #1-3: GET HIM!!!
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The super tight and stretchy leggings or pants, such a yoga pants, that have become popular as women's outerwear circa 2008.
The form fitting qualities of these pants outline and accentuate the vagina or "taco."
Guy: "Are you ready to head out?"
Girlfriend: "Yep."
Guy: "Why are you dressed like you're going to the gym?"
Girlfriend: "What are you talking about?"
Guy" "Are you really going to wear those taco pants to Applebees for half-priced appetizers?"
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another name for the recently very popular, super tight, black yoga pants and/or tight black leggings. also known as lezzies.
Sometimes I feel like I look like a lesbian wearing these, but daaaamn, do I look good in these lesbian pants!
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a celebration of impressive drunkeness. good for birthdays, New Years festivities, or meeting your in-laws.
Tonight I am getting shit in pants drunk!
And...the accompanying drinking song: "In my pants, in your pants, everybody shit in pants"
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Pants that exist mostly or completely out of puppies. This kind of pantaloons is very hard to wear while working, but sitting in puppy pants can bring great happiness and inner peace.
Note: fur garments do not count, they have to be a bunch of live puppies
Note: 'puppy pants' are not to be confused with 'poopy pants', but the first might cause the second.
See also:
puppy hat
cat hat
cat feet ear warmers
cats in racks
1. I saw this lady on Cuteoverload today who was wearing puppy pants out on the street, she must be the happiest person in the world!
2. Screw your furcoat, I'm wearing puppy pants to the premiere!
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Trousers or pants that make a noise when you walk, usually made of a material such as corduroy, vinyl, pleather or some other man-made material. In other words, not good to wear for spying. Referring to said clothing as "spy pants" is an exercise in sarcasm.
We're going incognito, so don't wear your spy pants or anything too colorful.
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A pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. Usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the squits.
The pizza was of Roman proportions, but luckily I was wearing my emergency pants
I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!
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