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Demons from hell that feed on the souls of men. Always get what they want, especially the more attractive ones. Are known to be nice to men only in myths. Play evil tricks and commit evil acts like dumping their drink on their boyfriend or husband because of something they think was mean. Girls contain the emotional stability of a rhino on a unicycle balancing on a tightrope made of fishing string. They can be sweet and loving one second and become hostile and filled with rage the next second (their true identity).
Man: Wow! ur the hottest girl in the world! (talking to girlfriend)
Woman: Oh! So who's the second hottest?! Ur so insensitive! I hate you!
Man: Girls are CRAZY!!! I'm thinking about suicide. (Thinking to self)
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I wish girls would just stop talking and stand there and look hot.
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Something I just NEVER seem to get...it always seems like all da real catz can't get any chicks...
Girls, they want ONE guy, and thatz IT! And if they can't have that ONE guy, they're gonna say "all guys are jerks" and then their gonna become all sad or become all bitchy just over ONE guy that is probably "exactly what they are lookin for"
Girls need to realize that even though that ONE guy might not like them like they want them too, they NEED to move on, cuz theres other guys that want that same chick.
And these other guys (like me) try to get to know a girl like this, but we GET REJECTED.
Girls IGNORE me no matter what I seem to do. I try to go up to one, smile at them, and say "hey how's it goin?" but they ALWAYS ignore me or say "why do you care" BECAUSE I'm not that ONE guy they originally wanted in tha first place...
Girls want ONE guy DESPERATELY, and they will do anything to get him. And when they can't get that one guy, they'll start saying all boys are stupid. THEY NEED TO OPEN THEIR EYES and realize that guys like me would love to get to know them, but instead they ignore us. And this is EXACTLY why I get rejected everytime...
I'm 19 years old and I haven't even been on a date, I haven't even hugged a girl yet, and I try talkin to girls ALL DA TIME! I try bein nice, but I guess girls will ALWAYS be a "girl"
Me: "Hey, how's it goin?" :) *while smiling*
Girl: *walks by and COMPLETELY ignores guy*
Me (to another girl): "Hey, how's it goin?" :)
Girl: "why do you care?"
*Girl then probably thinks "what a loser"*
BUT WHO KNOWS what girls are really thinkin...
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1) a malicious fiend that will rip your heart out and most likely shit on it too
2) the gender that blows everything out of proportion
3) someone that you can't live with and can't live without
My girl insisted I be a donor. It's like even when you're dead, they still want to rip your heart out.
At times I have innocent conversations with the other gender. My girl tells me I'm cheating on her because of these conversations.
For some reason, I miss you Erica.
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an incredibly sweet and compassionate and sexy gender. girls can be bitches, but they are almost always adorable.
Not funny enough to come up with anything about girls accept that they are amazing!
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aka cancer. a cancer for guys but can also be a cure. leave several good guys desperate and lonely. use guys for money and then leave when they go broke because of her or find a better looking guy with the same amount of money or some richer guy to use like a tool who thinks he is being liked for his charming personality. addicted to "hotshot" bad boys aka players and see it as a challenge to get with them. expect to have a relationship but later get mad b/c they were used for sex. then say why are there no "nice guys" when they ignore them in the 1st place. don't hate the playa hate the game if u girls are "used" like another hoe
guys get girls out of your head and stay single..its the best way to live..don't even think about them or else u would become desperate..because girls=evil..they only care about themselves and they will only "love" you if u have money
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Man: "damn shawty bad"
Man 2 : "BRO thats the girls that are, Chris will rock yo shit back off"