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A small town in southeastern Massachusetts. Commonly known as the cow town whose inhabitants are looked down upon by other members of the tri-town (Marion, Mattapoisett, and Rochester). It is a small quiet town, that has no highway or gas station. We do have two overpriced grocery stores (if you would call them that) as well as many liquor stores. The town is a hick town full of fishermen and hunters. There are just as many Confederate flags as American flags (ironic being in Mass. right?), during the summer most people leave the town or go fishing to have fun. There is a skate park where the pot heads hang out, as well as a small very nice library. The local high school is full of jocks and tools while, RMS (the local elementary school) is one of the best schools in the state (the high school ranks very high as well). Recently there has been a mass influx of people moving into the town from local cities like New Beige. Most of the townies hate the new comers while most people in the town hate the townies. Plumb corner is kinda of a shopping center but not really. Lloyd's is nice but very over priced. Lastly, the local bar is the Ponderosa where all the townies hang out and get drunk. Our small town is very nice but if you are a liberal I suggest you do not live in this town.
Non-Rochestrian: Hey what town are you from?
Rochestrian: Rochester, Massachusetts
Non-Rochestrian: Ha! You don't even have a beach!!
Rochestrian: Yeah we do..... Mary's Pond!!
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this town is north of boston and is a complete shit hole. every white teenager that lives in this pit thinks he is a Blood or Crip. I dated a girl that lived in Woburn once and found out she was a hooker like every other girl in this sad, sad town. Each time I unfortunatly drive through Woburn I see pathetic white teenage boys dressed all thugged out in their flatt brimmed hats and jerseys and bandanas. Face it, its Woburn not East Los Angles.
Tony: Hey Bob, lets go to the movies in Woburn, Massachusetts!
Bob: Hey Tony, fuck Woburn, that place is a shit hole. We can go there and laugh at all of the wannabe gangmembers!
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alright who ever wrote badly about stoughton is a hipercrit. you talk about the town like you know it but i bet you dont live there? where ever you go there is going to be as you so called it white trash. have you ever heard of ppl who do what they can for there fdamilys and work there asses off! oviousley not! grwo the fuck up and also where ever you go there is differnet nationalities welcome to fuckin america!!!! get use to it look back at your fuck ancestores moron! my family has lived here for many many years and sent me to the best schools and tought me right from wrong put me through college and i didnt turn out to be like the ppl you are stereotyping from stoughton! wherever you go you are going to find exactly what you found in every town!!!! so bite me btch
read the(BOSTON HERALD)ASSHOLE! watch the news!its everywhere!not just stoughton, massachusetts~SAMM~
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A rich snobby city located 15 minutes from boston. The majority of people are white and the ones that aren't should be considered white. An average day in the life of a "newtonite" is spent by using their daddy's credit cards and doing drugs. Everyone in newton owns more than one house and about 5 cars. The daily uniform is northface and uggs, no matter the weather for girls. The dress code for guys is a preppy polo (a known label, polo, lacoste) and khaki's. All the kids cosider themselves gods gift to the world which their mothers reinforce that idea. There's no such thing as a bad grade, because their mommy's and daddies get them out of it.
Girl: Can i have the history homework?
Guy: Ohh, no i didn't do it, there's no reason to. My mom's having an affair with the teacher so i get A's anyways.
Girl: Really? Because i thought my dad was!
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Northbridge also known as "The Town of Lowlifes". With the highest rate of drop outs , drug addicts , whores and wanna be gangsters it is not a place one should be proud of living in. Girls activities consist of flirting screwing and attempting to steal other girls boyfriends as well as doing anything humanly possible for attention like posing with there shirts lifted high or pulled down too low. As for the guys, they tend to drift to the "village" a place where drug addicts freely distribute, buy and intake drugs of all kinds. Coke, perks and marijuanna tend to be the most common. Their also known for knocking up these sluts and leaving them for another, resulting in atleast 6 kids by the age of 20. Lets just say this is a town most tend to avoid at all cost ! The only ones worth respecting are the old people in nursing homes and ones that avoid the slum of the town as much as they can. And the occasional good self respecting human beings.
Residents of Northbridge Massachusetts daily routine -sniff perks , get tatted up with aid infested needles and attempt to be as hardcore as possible.
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Springfield Massachusetts is a well known city located in Western Massachusetts commonly brought up as the home of Drugs, Violence, and the Negro community. Despite being the defining factor of practically all of Western Massachusetts it is surely the shitiest place to live, it is a struggle to find housing even the size of a elementary school restroom. but before you even manage to find a place to live you will be (as we call here) “triple R’ed”, robbed, raped, and relentlessly hate crimed by blue haired liberals.
P1: I have to pass through Springfield Massachusetts to reach my destination
P2: Rest In Peace my friend.
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Grafton Massachusetts was founded by Elias Coopersmith, Earl of Lockenshire, a wealthy land baron of the early colonial era. Coopersmith was born in England, however, migrated to the America's after receiving a large land grant from King James I. He brought his wife, Rachel Coopersmith, formerly Rachel Sutherland duchess of Clackmannanshire, Scotland. The duchess was a notoriously stubborn woman and was said to have caused the Earl a great deal of distress in his early years. Even friends of Lord Coopersmith, such as the pious Cotton Mather, were quite distrustful of the young bride. Mather described her as "slack jawed Irish teague." Mrs. Coopersmith was often confused for a crass irish peasant as she did not delight in the common pleasantries of a gentile existence.
Grafton was eventually named after Lord Coopersmith's mistress, Margot Hery Grafton III. Margot was the daughter of a local cooper who shared a bed with the Earl during his travels to Boston and Salem. Rachel Sutherland was said to have moved to Virginia to live with her brother Christopher James McHale IV, a wealthy plantation owner who had made an early fortune on his export of indigo and tobacco.
This history although long and often confusing tells very interesting tale of the foundation of Grafton Massachusetts. Walking through the streets of this small country town you would never know its name was founded by the efforts of a lonely coopers daughter in the bedroom of a small Inn in East Boston
The phrase "as backwards as Grafton, Massachusetts" came from this tale
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