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When a Black women has long blonde weave or awig in or on her head.
Damn dat black girl at the bar got dat butter weave on her head.
A sexual act that requires will and strength. You find a sexual partner who wears a weave/wig. You perform the Angry Weave by bending said partner over and start to have sexual intercourse doggy style. Once you are fully engaged, you rip off her weave, place it on your head and start laughing menacingly. As she starts to pull away angrily. You hold on for dear life. Creating the Angry Weave.
My girl broke up with me last night, apparently she was not into the "The Angry Weave". I got to keep the hair though.
When one gets a weave completely composed of pubic hair.
"You know that girl Lykiah, yeah, I hear she has a backstreet weave"
The ultimate god. better than zeus, better than hades. all gather round. praise the allmighty god.
its weave day! EVERYONE PRACTICE THE OLD WEAVEIST WAYS! WEAVE DAY! ALL HAIL THE ELDERS! START SNATCHIN DEM WEAVES NOW! PRAISE THE WEAVE GOD! WEEEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAEEEVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole
"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"
A tangled mess of synthetic hair that is ripped out in a tussle. This mess of hair is usually inter-twined with real hair from a ratchet hoe. This mess of hair can be seen roaming the streets waiting to find its home in the mouth of a clogged sewer.
Was that... just a Tumble-weave that flew by?
Yes.
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When a Utah Driver is driving in the complete opposite lane of an exit or a turn they need. Because they're Utards, they realize at the last second that they need to get to the other side of the road and instantly weave across multiple lanes of traffic without ever looking and almost causing fatal crashes. If they're on a freeway, sometimes they barely miss the crash barrels as they exit off the freeway.
"OH SH**! That Utard almost caused me to crash when they Utah Weave'd across the 4 lanes of the freeway!"
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