Someone who is a bellend of the highest order.
Man I really dislike Chris, he's such a Power Bellend.
"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"
"what a bertie bellend"
A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin
His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend
He's got a nice clean bare bellend
It takes him a long time as he has a bare bellend
The ladies long a clean bare bellend
You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!
The ultimate cunt. Someone of absolute cuntery in the highest order.
Person 1: That twat tried to run me over!
Person 2: What a Nobulus Bellend.