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Power bellend

Someone who is a bellend of the highest order.

Man I really dislike Chris, he's such a Power Bellend.

by Unreal_stuff January 31, 2024


bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 4, 2012


bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin

His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend

by Urbanboi March 20, 2022


bare bellend

a circumcised penis

He's got a nice clean bare bellend
It takes him a long time as he has a bare bellend
The ladies long a clean bare bellend

by March 20, 2022


Jingle bellend

An idiot at Christmas

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019


sore bellend

When mark t has to much sex

Oh mark fuck me

No babe i have a sore bellend

by Not sam wright January 9, 2018


Nobulus bellend

The ultimate cunt. Someone of absolute cuntery in the highest order.

Person 1: That twat tried to run me over!
Person 2: What a Nobulus Bellend.

by Ivabiggun November 4, 2022