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When you are basically in a stalemate in the progression of your video game, it is a Video game stalemate. It differs than being just "stuck" in a certain part, because it involves not being able to do a certain thing, because your weapons suck, so you need new ones, but you dont have enough gold/credits/whatever to buy new weapons until you beat that certain thing. It is a very annoying situation.
John Doe: Aw man, I'm in a video game stalemate on (insert game name here)
John Doe 2: How so?
John Doe: I can't beat level 5 on (insert game name here) because my equipment sucks, and I can't get the money to buy new equipment until I beat level 5.
John Doe 2: That sucks. Use a gameshark.
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The most unsavory of thots. One who pretends to play video games just to get the hot beef injection but when asked about the video game knows absoloutly nothing about it. Usually seen rocking typical old skool video game tattoos on Facebook or Instagram half naked just for attention. A true shame to the gaming community.
Person one: look at that girl being a fucking video game thot
Person two: I know right. She gives a bad name to true gamers
DONT BE A VIDEO GAME THOT!
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When you decide to fuck someone after watching a sex scene in a video game....
I just had to have video game sex with her after watching Cintra in Far Cry 3!!!
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Video Games is a satanic cult founded in 1958 by Physicist William Higinbotham.
This cult's purpose is the use of computer programs so called "video games" for murder and kidnapping.
The cult is consisted of mainly young people, mostly males, who eat too much junk food, bully people, sit all day and carry firearms in their school bags.
When the teacher says "close your mp3" but the video games kid pulls out the MP5
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When good video games are released too quickly and you don't have time to finish the video game you're currently playing before you get the new one.
I was playing Baten Kaitos but then MGS3, Kingdom Hearts: Chains of Memories came out and before I could finish those two, Growlanser Generations was released. Before I could get through Growlanser, the Wind Waker was re-released as a greatist hit.
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When you are playing any video game without really thinking about what you're doing.
You can tell if someone is in Video Game Autopilot if they repeatedly do the same thing over and over, making them ridiculously easy to kill in Call of Duty.
You tend to reach the deepest levels of Video Game Autopilot when you're high as balls.
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Video game cheaters Fucking bitches who deserve to be tortured, sentenced to death and tortured again in hell. Fuck them. They really dont deserve to live. Noone loves them because they are fucking losers who suck at life. I really just want to stab them multiple times in the body then slice them up. Fuck hackers! Fuck them! They dont deserve to be here on Earth! Fuck their assholes!!! FUCK BITCHED HACKERS FUCK HACKERS AND THEIR STUPID ASSED FACE. FUCK SHIT NIGGA!!!!!!
Video game cheaters: talks
Everyone: Fuck you! Noone likes you! You dont deserve to live Fuck hackers! Fuck them! They dont deserve to be here on Earth! Fuck their assholes!!! FUCK BITCHED HACKERS FUCK HACKERS AND THEIR STUPID ASSED FACE. FUCK SHIT NIGGA!!!!!! FUCK SHITTT BITVHHHHHHXHMXuiaoekejejwwooq9101iwiwsdkdkckf,2ujze2nzy