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A guy who totally transforms as soon as he enters a relationship or when his girl is around.
"I haven't seen that dude for a month, he used to be at the pub every weekend..."
"He's at the spa with his new girlfriend cause he transformed to Optimus Love."
"Guys, football and beer anyone?"
"Hi Darling..."
(Transforms to Optimus Love)
"Let's watch Grey's Anatomy in my room honey!"
A person so inbred that they appear to be the 'Optimus Prime' of all cousin-fuckers.
Dude, I went to Subway and they let Optimus Inbred make my sandwich.
Leader of the autobots and the last prime in most continuity’s but in this continuity, optimus is a heartbroken, depressed, spoiled brat who slowly lost the spot light and emotionally died. But this time didn’t come back.
Megatron whispered to starscream: I wish optimus prime(Johnnyflashes) would get his life together
Elon Musks Android Tesla Bot affectionally code named Optimus Sub-Prime.
Musk: Optimizing my c compiler in my OSP.
Jen: What?
Musk: My humanoid/bipedal robot, I named him Optimus Sub-Prime.
A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks
Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack