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A girl who generally is a bitch. She actually doesn't know it so it is quite sad watching her wander around acting like a complete bitch. She often condones and engages in slutty behavior, as her future job will most likely be a whore.
Oh gosh I cant believe you even looked at Kelsey} she is so ugly and nasty that she probably is a few molecules away from poop.
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Kills
Elderly
Lesbians
Scars
Everyone
Young
Hide yo grannies, hide yo young, there's a KELSEY on the loose!
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classmate 1: kelsey is not here today
classmate 2: good, i can focus today, who wants to hear her annoying voice anyways
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You are EXTREMELY lucky if you know a Kelsey. She is hella freaky and AMAZING in bed. She has the largest DICK you will ever see.
“Damn! Kelsey nearly broke my hips in bed last night!
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A crazy bitch who pours your beer.
I need to get a kelsey tonight.
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Kelsey is the dirtiest swear word in the English language. A Kelsey is a morally corrupt thief and has very few brain cells. This is because the remedial Kelsey snorts, smokes, shoots up, or pops them all away. The sluttiest of all females, a Kelsey has lost count of her bedpost notches. Kelseys are known to be dramatic, and they like to distort a situation and spread vicious rumors when you have been put on her shit list for trying to help her. Kelseys are known to be users and abusers and they can be the worst mothers in the world. One of these broads uses the crocodile tears to lure you in, then when you have served your purpose, she will warp your time spent with her and use it as sob story for her next victim.
Guy: Dude, why do you look so angry?
Dude: I felt bad for this girl I met because she "had been treated so badly". So, I took her in and fed her, only to have her steal from me and throw herself on the floor and yell "Why did you hit me?" when I confronted her in the most civil way possible. When I told her psychotic ass to leave, she started making up stories about how badly I treated her.
Guy: Dude, it sounds like you got Kelsey'd.
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She is Mean....She is mad. SHE EATS TO MUCH. The worst girl in the world
Kelsey: intend to convey, indicate, or refer to (a particular thing or notion); signify.
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