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the spam definitions that take up 80% of urban dictionary’s submitted definitions.
often submitted by 13 year olds in hopes that their crush will look up their name on ud, fall madly in love w/ them, realizing that Lohgan actually is the strongest and best most sex having 8th header to ever be homeschooled.
alternatively submitted by 12 year olds throwing a tantrums in hopes of warning the internet to steer clear of Jaymee from Pedford Prep will steal their s/i’d and cheat on their exams bc she’s so fake.
YOU: why am being prompted to vote on this UD spam. i want to see something interesting and new.
Somebody who looks up words in Urban Dictionary everyday, then quotes them incessantly in an effort to feel cool.
My god, James is such a UD Trawler, he uses something from Urban Dictionary every 10 seconds!
An Urban Dictionary Pervert: someone who does nothing for the Urban Dictionary other than think up horrendus, disgusting, outlandish sexual/vulgar/violent acts, just to imply that they are NOT a virgin boy and that YES, they've had LOADS and LOADS of sex!
Most UD Pervs know little or nothing about sex, have never dared to try the stupid shit they come up with and never, ever will in their real lives.
UD Perv: wanna see my "Dirty Bagel"?
Normal Person: go to hell, pervert!
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A person who abuses the system on Urban Dictionary,by doing any of the following things:
1.Writing definiations for the purpose of causing offence to a person or people
2.People who make up words in five seconds and put them on Urban Dictionary to try and pass it off as common slang
3.People who give definitions on Urban Dictionary the thumbs-down,even though the definition is absoloutely true.
Dude,WTF is up with you?Why'd you give that soad def the thumbs down?Soad DOES stand for System of a Down!Jesus,you're such a UD moron!
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Short for Urban Dictionary Whore. Someone who spends every waking moment trying to add funny words to this site usually failing miserably.
Christ Jeff is such a ud whore.
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A word that is UD approved is a word that is approved and officially defined by the Urban Dictionary website.
James: Are you sure COG terror's a word? I've never heard it used in a sentence before?
Steve: Of course! I looked it up and it's UD approved!
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Definitions created by depressed people who think anyone online gives a shit about their love lifes.
Imbecile: Omg I love my boyfriend so much I made a ud definition of him and I wrote a long paragraph about how amazing he is
Intelligent person: Literally noone gives a shit about ud names, please get a life.
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