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when your toilet isnt working and your turd spins continually in a vulture-like motion
guy 1: dude ur toilets busted
guy2: what do u mean?
guy 1: well u got a major turd vulture in there...
guy2: wow...
Someone who self diagnoses themselves with every "new to them" mental illness or oppressed minority they see trending so they can feel included in all of the awareness attention and try to manipulate people's thoughts, feelings, and behavior towards them. Needs coddled 24/7 and can not handle being spoken directly in disagreements.
"Did you see Janine came out as non-binary yesterday?" "Is that the same person that 'caught' PTSD to get out of work last week?" "Yeah they got tired of being told they were mansplaining so they decided they weren't a man anymore, such a trauma vulture. Bet they'll have D.I.D. next week."
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(shortened from red carpet)
Someone who needs to have constant attention and enjoys the fame from being known by many people. Anyone that is annoying in a social event by always finding someone that is willing to pay attention to them or constantly commenting or interupting your talking. Someone who is constatly trying to show how much better they are compared to you.
Evan was such a cartpet vulture every time I would talk with a girl.
I watched the carpet vulture move around the party all evening.
A man or woman that will try and pick up your spouse or partner by way of the internet. Also they will use other forms of technology to do this. The sms or text message is one of their preferred methods also. This usually happens behind ones back. Also this is predominantly a male thing, nothing can be done about it, confronting ones partner or spouse and accusing them of flirting with these people will backfire and you will be the bad guy. They are extremely good at manipulation and usually have a few women/men on the go at once. Beware frequent IRC and Messenger sessions.
"im sick of these fucking net vultures tuning you"
"if that net vulture chats you up again ill kick his fucking ass" (this is a hard one to pull off, these people work behind a monitor thats why its so easy for them to feel no remorse whatsoever by picking up your partner. Although it is easy to kick a net vultures ass if you get the chance, they are usually low self esteemed geeks that cant pick up women in the real world.
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An individual who stealthily pounces on a pot of coffee which has just finished brewing. Usually travels in packs just large enough to require a full pot to satisfy all of them. As a general rule, coffee vultures never brew coffee themselves, even if they leave a completely empty pot. Rather, they prefer to wait with empty cup, keeping ears and noses perked for the next unsuspecting rube to brew more.
Especially insidious in workplace environments which provide drip-coffee machines, allowing employees to make their own pots.
"FFS! I've made coffee three times today and every time I got back to the pot, the coffee vultures had gotten there before me!"
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Someone who waits in ambush, waiting for the unsuspecting victim to leave there chair, then swoops down to claim there seat.
Josh stole my seat he is such a chair vulture!!!!
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Someone who has the sight of an eagle yet the personal characteristics of a vulture.
This Eagle Vulture is pickin' scraps.