Jesus-packing

1. (verb) The concept of packaging a good for mailing with such skill and finesse, so as to put everyone but God almighty to shame.

Oh my, this packaging is awesome...Jesus-packaging even!

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op pack

A term for high grade marijuana.

I'm smoking that op pack!

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packing plastic

Using a dildo/vibrator in one's vagina or anus. Refers to insertion of ('packing') the sex toy ('plastic') into the orifice of choice.

1:
"There's a hell of a noise coming from Clare's room. She got a man in there, or is she packing plastic?"

2:
Judy: "Hey Jane. You been gettin' much action recently?"
Jane: "I don't need a man. I slip a rampant rabbit in my snatch, a pocket pleaser up my ass pipe, and I'm away!"
Judy: "Hell, girlfriend! Yo packin' plastic!"

3:
"I'm packing plastic, and that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic."

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packed out

adj.--- to have too much work/things going on at one time, comes from the feeling of carrying a heavy backpack on ones back

Ex. 1---

Mike: "Mr. Smith gave us such much homework tonight! I can't believe we have to read eight chapters from Tale of Two cities..."
Josh: "I know, I'm so packed out."

Ex. 2---

Liz: "Urg, I have way too much going on in my life. Friends, family, homework and my boy friend. It's just too much STRESS."
Sam: "Sounds like SOMEONE'S packed out..."

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8 pack

When a guy has 6 pack abs and giant balls to match the abs. So that it looks like there is an extra pack down in the pants region.

tian: your cup is really showing

kenny: im not wearing a cup :D

me: how did you get an 8 pack?

kenny: i fucked a fairy and it granted me a wish

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Six Pack

A social clique of six young females who are prude, attractive, and insecure (thus their need to belong to an elite group).

"I wanna pound the six pack."
"You want to drink six beers?"
"Nope, I'm talking 'bout poon."

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Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

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