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To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.
Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.
Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.
When a friend or family member forces homemade food on you and won't take no for an answer.
Me-I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving at your mom's this year.
Friend- Why not? I thought she put out a feast for you.
Me- She does and its mostly awesome. But when it comes time for desert she totally Bake Rapes me. I'm already stuffed but I can't leave the table until I have a huge piece of her apple pie. If I try to get out of it she takes it personal so I just close my eyes and get thru it.
An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.
Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!
Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.
Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
If yer not "making babies" you may just be "baking maybes". some people were born to be parents. Some are just maybe makers
Oh.. she aint nobodies momma, she aint even makin babies, she just
"baking maybes"
To deficate in snow, allowing the resultant turd to steam
Last night on our hike I had to bake a soldier cause we were too far from the cabin
Doing a task that accomplishes nothing
Police: What were you doing on the night of June 19th 2015
Me: I was baking ice
Police: How have you survived this long