Baked as a biscuit

Extremely high

Grandma found my special cake and now she's baked as a biscuit.

Hungarian Baked Potato

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.

Bro last night was wild! Instead of having dinner, Stacy let me make a Hungarian Baked Potato!

shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.

Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.

Bake and Fake

Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing

Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake

Baking ice

Doing a task that accomplishes nothing

Police: What were you doing on the night of June 19th 2015
Me: I was baking ice
Police: How have you survived this long

Bake And Bake

VERB-- When you are high as fuck, then go to a kitchen and begin baking random boxed mixes, then while bake and baking, you then begin a vlog on your camera app.

(resolution for munchies)

(true bake and baking is done )

(you typically do not watch vlog)

"Do you want to 'bake and bake' tonight chief?"

"Hell yeah brother!"

baking the beans

What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.

"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"

Just you know... baking the beans.