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a ginger male who will do anything to please a female. sun burns when he looks at the sun.
boy: 'hannah you are so beautiful, i'll do anything for you'
girl: 'fuck me fred, you're such a ginger simp, get some suncream on that sunburn!'
A contract written to protect people from falling into the bottomless hole of simpery. The contract includes ten injunctions. These are as such:
I. Thou shalt not spend money on the object of simpery.
II. Thou shalt not ship the object of simpery with thine self.
III. Thou shalt not lay thine eyes on fanfictions or shippy fanart.
IV. Thou shalt not browse pictures of the object of simpery for more than ten minutes a day.
V. Thou shalt not watch more than thirty minutes of videos of the object of simpery a day.
VI. Thou shalt not gush about the object of simping on thy social media.
VII. Thou shalt not show any emotion towards the object of simping.
VIII. Thou shalt not say cheesy, cringey, corny, or crusty things about the members.
IX. Thou shalt not have more than ten pictures of the object of simpery at a time. Thou shalt also not have a single shirtless or sexy picture of them.
X. Thou shalt not become an egg--smooth-brained, hairless, and lacking of common sense.
Each injunction comes with a respective punishment.
Mike: "Dude, I signed the simp contract yesterday and I've never felt so protected in my life! It's like a form of insurance so I won't fall into the shame of simping ever again."
Jimmy: "It's too late for me, man. I already broke three of the rules and now I'm going to get punished for being a simp."
A Moderator In The Comfy Corner Discord Server Who Needs A Promotion
Wow Fleet Simp Needs A Promotion
Idiots who think simping is complementing someones body or asking people to stop doing something to protect their friend. The actual meaning ”A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal.” No one put themselves to those limits.
*Megnut02 about*
Someone: It's all fun and games until she harms herself
Another person: ”Ok simpy wimpy”
Multiple people: ”Simp”
Others: ”Simp Misuser”
”Thanks for the cake Ms. Addison”
”Simp”
Me: ”They’re getting cake for a nut, the complete opposite of simping. Dumbass Simp Misusers”
A woman who infiltrates a male dominated space and panders to men, typically for financial gain.
TIf you're a female gamer looking for a come up, you should know that the gaming community has become over saturated with Simp Queens like Belle Delphine, looking to make profit. However, the manosphere is an untapped gold mine of simps.
First of all, who is hawks?
Hawks is the number 2 hero in the anime mha, he is one of the most talented, beautiful, smart, cute, sexy, perfect, delicious character to exist.
Second, what are the hawks simps?
Hawks simps are one of the most loving and caring person you’ll meet, they are so vulnerable and cute, they know everything about this man, no matter what you ask them, they know everything so don’t dare disrespect their mans or they’ll come for your soul.
Whether you kin, stan, or just think about this man...you are the most perfect version of a human, you scrumptious, delicious, beautiful piece of human..I respect you and love you :)
Hawks: who Is my little helper?
Hawks simps: it’s me I’m the helper
No simp September for the boys.
Boy: omg she fine as hell!
Guy:Bro dont forget no simp september !
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