Hit the Zaretz

When your friend’s getting jumped and you run the fuck outta there

Blake: Damn bro he really hit the zaretz on our boy
Matt: Yeah must be a small dick individual

Pit Hit

The very last hit in a bowl of weed.

Morgan was going to pack a new bowl, but she realized there was a pit hit left.

hit for the cycle

This phrase relates to a series of urination and bowel movement feats. The phrase is derived from the baseball term of "hitting for the cycle" where a player hits for a single, double, triple, and home run in the same game. The concept here is the same. You must "hit for the cycle" in the same house or apartment in one night. Follow the steps below to ensure you'll never be invited back to their place again:

Single: Pee off a balcony or ledge.
Double: Piss like a little kid onto a fence or wall (ex. have your pants around your ankles while you pee in public).
Triple: Urinate in a closet.
Home Run: Do an upper decker (The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet)

"Bruce is only a double shy of hitting for the cycle!"

"Three people have hit for the cycle at Kay's in the past two months. I don't think she's going to throw another party anytime soon."

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Smash Hits

a british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls. Features 'hot gossip' about the hottest pop stars. sometimes contains free gifts.

I need to go to the newsagents to get this week's smash hits. I hope it has busted on the cover, they are sooo hot.

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hit the hammer

verb; to masturbate, there are a billion other ways to say this, some of the more creative ones:

dick it

hand fuck

prioritize

etc.

Girl 1: Oh my god! I hooked up with Jerry!!!

Girl 2: Ewww, i heard he used to hit the hammer like three times a day

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Would Not Hit

Tongue in cheek remark made by a man about a woman who is actually quite sexy, but has a very minor perceived flaw, therefore not up to the speaker's standards.

She looks hot in this pic, but those bed coverings?? Would not hit.

This girl's face is stunning, but that mole on her arm ruins her for me. Would not hit.

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Hit it first

Hit it first means, to be the one to take a girls virginity away. To fuck her first, to be the first one to get the pussy

"Man, remember that girl Emily?"
"Yea why?"
"I hit it first yesterday, the sex

was amazing"

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