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Something that happens so easily that you have done it before you can think about it.
I lost my house my wife and my kids from gambling online, it was Shaq-ing easy.
Teens to young adults using tiktok to explain something, claiming a new hack, show how to do anything that has/is already known before the internet became every day life
I watch this tiktoker tiktoksplain(ing) how to put on you socks the correct way. They said that most sock packs you buy, the socks are angled at the ball of the heel so just roll the sock up to that and slide it on so when the ball of your heel fits the angle point you can pull your sock up.
Ahsan-ing (verb): The act of pretending to be an expert in everything while actually just making things worse.
"He tried to fix the plumbing, but now the kitchen is flooded. Classic Ahsan-ing!"
Verb to describe guys who are used to being known for multiple talents, ireland, pizza, Italian, blue eyes, very good height (won’t specify), and amazing grammar. Really cool guys who have 10/10 smarts. 10/10 looks. 10/10 height. Everyone loves them.
1. Wow I am Greysonsweeny-ing rn, I just woke up at 2:00 am to make Mac n cheese!
2. “Where’s all my money, I swear I left it here a second ago!” “Don’t worry Michael, that was probably just a guy Greysonsweeny-ing who snatched your money....”
3. “What’s it called when you’re a guy who’s pretty good at a lot of trades (such as chess) and very Italian and a good chef?” “Oh, that? That’s just Greysonsweeny-ing.”
When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."
Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
A unintentional typo that occurs when you type "FUCKING SIMP" and it appears as "****ING SIMP". It indicates the use of a regularly used profanity followed by a guy whose existence seems to be based around praising and agreeing with whatever points is made by a female.
Guy may be a serial apologists and is a geek over movies like LotR or a nerd about taxonomy/orchids.
-Playing a FPS-
Girl: Oh my god, why did you get the last hit? Why did you steal my kill????
SIMP: OH NO, SORRY KWEEN. I didn't mean too. You deserved it. uwu
Friend: Stop being a ****ING SIMP!!
To accomplish a task by completing small, discrete portions until achieving the desired state of completion.
I did my laundry by fractional ass-ing it. Wash yesterday, dry today, might fold tomorrow but might not.