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A childish boy who drinks bud every night and thinks he can always win at monopoly.
He has a small willy and never gets a shag.
Omg he’s just like Conner Martin
When something is damaged or broken beyond repair.
The term is derived after a guy called Martin over zealously broke another guys gate and it was posted on the little known social media platform Facebook.
As used in context...
Ahh he just completely Martined the gate.
This car won't start, it's Martined up
The act of getting pegged by your wife.
I got Martined by the mrs last night
The wife properly Martined me last night
When somebody writes a book/story or show and killed off every main character that everybody love
'Dude! Have you seen game of thrones?'
'Nah man, the director totaly Martined it, I stopped watching after the 1st season'
avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.
While there are no Marek Martins alive currently, Marek Martin literally means the God of War, the God of War if you go back to language roots. Therefore Marek Martin is official the God of The God of War. If you ever meet this man stay away. He is dangerous, a predator to all of society, and may kill you just by looking at you. Marek Martin's name shouldn't be uttered in vain. He shall only be used if you want to summon the gods from above, or in truly desperate circumstances.
"I think we may lose this battle soldier. But let's hope Marek Martin dawns luck upon us, to beat our enemy," - TJ "Stonewall" Jackson. 1824-1863
A girl that is gorgeous with a gazillion amazing features that is the love of everyones lives as soon as she walks into them
I wanna be like char martin when im older she's so hot