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My girl had fresh cock pancakes for breakfast.
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Usually occurring at house parties, a situation in which there exists a huge imbalance between males and females. In which there are 10x more single males at the party looking to get laid then there are available females. A cock festival can also be declared when there are loads of females but they either have b/f's or are Christian nut jobs..in which either cause you're not getting laid.
We went to the house party, but it turns out it was just a gigantic cock festival so we went home.
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Someone who will only perform sex acts on another man if they are getting payed enough money. A policy many porn stars follow.
dave had to do cock for cash, for £500 it was worth it
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Giving another person the choice between being shot, or raped
I'm coming over there, and then it's cock or glock bitch!
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Taking advantage of access to another persons iPhone/iPad in private, generally without their knowledge/consent by filling their camera roll with pictures of large/unusual/grotesque cocks without needing to know their passcode.
A successful cock lock requires a second device to perform some strategic obscene google image searches while you access the victims camera from their lock screen (thank you Apple).
Ryan left his phone for like 10minutes and I filled his lowly 16GB storage with a brutal cock locking.
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A holiday cum shot given any time between Thanksgiving and New Years.
Amie gave me a great blow job in the copy room during the company holiday party. I gave her a mouth full of cock nog.
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the relative ability of a person to satisfyingly perform sexually for a man.
She does such good cock work, she had me cumming in thirty seconds.
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