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National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her
Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.
To be categorised separately from someone's main social group.
Refers to the act of not allowing your social life to crossover with your sex life.
Person 1: I'm heading out for my 18th with my mates.
Person 2: Oh hey how come you didn't ask me to join?
Person 1: Nah we'll do something on the weekend for it.
Person 2: Woah since when have I been girlfriended?
when an item of clothing is no longer in your possession because it was taken by your girlfriend
“Bruh why don’t you have tracksuit bottoms?!”
“They got girlfriended”
where is she?
"Where is lukes girlfriend?"
"He is a lonley waste of sperm"
When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
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she is very beautiful and has gorgeous pink hair,, she is so sweet and loves her some brennan !! also known as lavagirl . ♡ .
wowwww look at brennan’s girlfriend she’s soo hawtttt !!!