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A sexy person that is also biracial
You are sexy light skin
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When a person wipes their ass raw with toilet paper. Occurs usually when a person continuously travels to the bathroom in 10 minute intervals just to wipe their ass after a heavy meal.
Look for the person who goes to the bathroom often and looks like they have agony when sitting and taking brisk walks. Also possible suspect for using all the toilet paper in one's home.
Person 1: Who used all the toilet paper?
Person 2:Talk to your brother, he had Rumple Butt Skin.
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The act of an uncircumcised man pulling his elongated and flacid foreskin over the big toe of an unsuspecting/complying man.
Last night Jonah gave me a Man Skin Boot.
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Newsflash: Jonah Giltz is offering his service of Man Skin Boot for a small fee; generally less than $32.44.
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A creature not of this world, but user of its bathrooms. When it's done it leaves behind terror; terror and a basketball sized chocolate mud-baby.
"Dumple-Stilt-Skin just annihilated the boy's bathroom!!!!"
(Watch Robot Chicken to see this creature)
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statement said after a person asks for the time from a watchless person
Man1: Do you have the time?
Man 2: (Looks at watchless wrist) Its skin-o-clock.
n: the act of forming a bowl out of your ball skin in the shower, letting it if fill up with water, and then having your significant other drink from the makeshift skin cup of ball water
“Hey babe, can I drink from the Australian Skin Cup tonight?”
“I want to take a sip from the land down under”
A Popeyes Skin Graft is when you buy a bunch of chicken from Popeyes, with the sole purpose of removing the fried chicken skins to wrap them around another food.
I've got this idea to bake a lasagna, and then perform a Popeyes Skin Graft to it. It's a dish that will make even Iron Chef Bobby Flay's jaw drop!
I've been saving up fried chicken skins for a couple weeks now. I'm planning on sewing them together, and wrapping an entire ham. It'll be the world's largest Popeyes Skin Graft to date.