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One of Nate Dogg’s linea from eminem’s song “Shake That”. Not originally from “you reposted in the wrong neighborhood”
2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3
I like good pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
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THE most god-awful racing series known to man. there are maybe five passes in each race and the most exciting parts are two-second battles between corporate tool drivers. Made even more god-awful by the fact that one man has won all but one races this year.SERIOUSLY, put the daytona 500 and any given f1 race next to each other and guess which one's better?...
Man 1: hey, who do think's gonna win the f1 korean grand prix?
Man 2: who's on the pole?
Man 1: vettel...
Man 2: vettel.
OH MY GOD, THOSE TWO DRIVERS JUST CAME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF EACH OTHER!!!!!""Yeah john, there are going serious penaltys handed out for that. everyone knows you can only follow the leader in formula 1.
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the weird tagline before everyone's gmail page loads
why does it say ?shva=1 before my inbox loads?" "idk
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A: awe man, Halloween's over now! :(
B: dont worry, christmas starts today!
(November 1)
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today is the start of no nut november also if you haven't grabbed a girls ass today is the day my guy it doesn't matter what happens afterward its worth it
Girl: so today is november 1 wanna have sex?
Boy: babe but today is the start of no nut
November!
Girl: so
Boy: sorry baby but no
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May 1st is put a party horn in your ass and fart day
Idefk why this thought came into my mind, I’m going back to therapy after may 1 tho
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