When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience
βYou were in there a long timeβ
βI was busy with a jizz wizz
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The fluid that comes out of the vagina when a woman squirts.
Dude 1: "Bro, i was eating this chick out yesterday and i got chick jizz on my face"
Dude 2: "Dude i know you got pics lets see"
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Having cum up the vagina for so long that it produces a chaffing sensation
I heard Julia is suffering from jizz chaffee
yeah she kept it up there for too long
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A practitioner and proponent of semen retention. See also No Fap.
Jeez, all I did was told an onlyfans girl I thought she was hot and I was suddenly ratio'd by Jizz Lords telling me how jerking off was going to ruin my life and drain my energy....
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To cum in her face and it goes up her nose like a loogie
I am going to loogie jizz that hoe
She snorted my jizz up her nose like a loogie
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Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.
Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.
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It is where a man (particularly named jezza) ejaculates over his missus while singing and dancing to the fortnite song βchug jug with youβ to assert dominance and regain strength
Man 1: bro watch out heβs doing the jezza jizz
Man 2: run before he catches you!
Jezza: We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
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