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National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.
I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.
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Selena Quintanilla Day
This day is national Selena day
Selena was a tejano singer who was shot and killed on March 31st
“it’s April 16th”
“What day is that”
“National Selena day”
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National anti sending nudes day
Babe I know it’s April 16 which is national horny day but it’s also anti sending nudes day, sorry!
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The act of blowing up one pussy with fireworks during an orgy full of 80 year old men ejaculating on a hunky fat black man
I was out with my girlfriend until I got to experience April third
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FUCK MEE6 DAY
NEVER FORGET HIS STUPID ASS IN A NEGATIVE TONE!!!
Holy shit it’s April 27
What’s that
It’s fuck mee6 day dumb fuck
Oh right
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