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Someone who is lower than your average lowlife
- See that guy on the 7:30 Report dumping his waste in the bush?
- Yeah, nothing but human pig shit
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When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.
Lets get it on with that human fire extinguisher.
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A sexual position where 3 or more gay men engage in a line of but sex. where instead of the head going in the butt its your little mans head going up the butt.
they had a pretty intense orgy, i think they did it Human Centipede Style
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Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.
Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.
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It is the highest form of a relationship between a Human and a Gun. It is usually defined as being a legal relationship but also holds standing in many major religions, and minor religions such as Guniasm. Currently no major country or state, within the United States, recognizes Human-Gun marriage.
Jeff had been going steady with his AK-47 and on a night out at the range Jeff proposed. They were married six months later and had a religious Human-Gun marriage as it was not legal yet in their state. It was followed by a night of rigorous love making.
It’s when some Italian dynamite chick eats mushrooms of your dick while you’re smoking a joint, while your best mate eats mushrooms out of her asscrack
“Maaaaan, i got so fucked up last night, I Thailand human centipeded this Italian chick and my best friend
when you shit so fast and hard you shatter the toilet bowl and create a moderately-sized hole in the floor below you
I became a Human Shit Cannon in the upstairs bathroom and spilled Grandma's ashes all over the living room floor with the impact.