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The act of a person playing for both teams simultaneity in a game of Rocket League.
Bro, how you gonna own goal after hitting a flip reset, are you playing Bipolar Rocket League?
When a Mormon woman is jerking all of her husband's off and all at the same time they blow in her face.
Marium was with her 5 husband's and they gave her a Utah Bottle Rocket.
the act of having anal sex and blowing a load all over youre partners back. then proceeding to make it into a line and snorting the jizz off of her back. after this you flip her over and start having vaginal intercourse and in the middle of the session you shoot a " Jizz Rocket" on her stomach and snort again
" last night me and tina were having anal and i totally snorted my cum and shot a jizz rocket on her"
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a nigga with a rocket launcher
a nigga with a rocket launcher came in HAT and 1 tapped my ass but AY i never give up so i CAME BACK with a left HOOK to the FACE and then he 1 tapped my kid so then i said YEET started FUCKIN MY dead KID shit felt so FUCKING good holy SHIT i still have flashbacks of that bitch staight HOGGIN that dick fuckin gobbling that shit fuck fuck fuck so then i rolled up back to the nigga with a rocket launcher (he 1 tapped me again) BUT THEN I GOT RESSED so i came back started fucking PICKAXIN THIS NIGGA i took his fuckin rocket launcher SHOT THAT BITCH BACK and 1 tapped him BUT THEN he gets back up and RUNS like a nigger would so i fuckin GOT MY SNIPER OUT BOOM 300M HEADSHOT NOSCOPE (ez clip) he never came back
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Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.
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The drug combo of Remeron and a Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor (SSRI). Works best when
Remeron is taken at night (gives good sleep) followed with an SSRI in the morning.
"Doc, I need some California Rocket Fuel to give me energy"
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