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A lesbian, but one of the ugly ones with hair that makes them look like a dude that is typically died pink or blue.
Russ the type of guy to simp over an ugly ass lesbian dyke
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A site in which gossip about online celebrities, it may not be popular but anyone register as a member will find a good amount of hate and meaningless nitpicking about people who have decent following number. It exposes fakers and snowflakes but the amount of hate and jealousy there is uncountable, most of its members are people with no life and real jobs or ugly insecure old farts. It's also known as PULL.
A: Why does Jessica play around young children? Is she a pedophile??
B: Chill fam, don't be like Pretty ugly little liar
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When your girlfriend is just waking up, usually in the morning, and hasn't put on make up or done her hair yet. She thinks she looks ugly but you fall in love all over again.
Usually accompanied By no bra or panties and your t shirt and sweat pants.
I was snap chatting with my girl this morning, damn I missed her beautiful ugly morning face.. I need to move to the pas pronto.
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Someone who is so ugly, short and annoying that his/her meer presence revolts you to the piont of regurgitation
Me: "Tom, your annoying as! i cant even look at you anymore, it looks like you were beeten nearly to death with the ugly stick, wow you realy are a little ugly peice of shit!
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Used by people describe the way that they would perform sexual intercourse with a rather unattractive partner. Usually involves a bag over the head, or doggystyle with the ugly persons head buried in the ground as to decrease the offense of their face on your sexual contentment.
Girl 1: Hey I heard that you and Sean hooked up last night.
Girl 2: Well not really..... He said he couldnt get off because my face was too hideous.
Girl 1: Just tell him to get cut like ya ugly and everything will go better.
(Next Day)
Girl 2: Last Night i had Sean cut me like I was ugly and it was the best night ever!!!
Girl 1: Hells Yeah
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Procedure used by ugly people on Tinder, performed one of two ways:
1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.
OR
2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.
*matches on Tinder*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.
*unmatches*
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Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".
{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link