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A woman who makes herself noticeably available while under the influence of two or more substances and may be slightly better than average looking.
When I sobered up, I realized she was only Gabe Hot.
Describes a person that is so incredibly attractive, that if they had crabs, you would still bang them, knowing you would get crabs.
She is so hot that I would bang her even if she had crabs. She's crabs hot!
Entering a recently vacated toilet cubical with a warm toilet seat.
Thom: "God I hate hot panning. As usual there were no toilets free so I had to hot pan the throne, big beast of man had just came out, it smelled like sulphur and the seat was on fire."
The bitter post-fellatio aftertaste that comes from a man who's been drinking too much weird liquor.
Abe is so thoughtful... he always brings me pineapple juice to wash it down when he's been doing shots and knows he's about to give me a hot Malört.
When a person who was previously not hot becomes hot and doesn’t realize it yet. Normally these people are cooler than people who have been hot their entire life. This is also known as buying in low.
Wow have you seen Megan in accounting? She lost a ton of weight and doesn’t even know how hot she is, she’s new hot unlike Tiffany who’s always been hot and is a total bitch!
The act of hocking a loogie into your partners upper leg/thigh area, then having said partner close their legs while inserting your penis into the gap and simulating sex.
Julia got caught in a hot waffler when her boyfriend Stephe was feeling a tad phlegmy.
Hot slaw is the erotic act of performing "doggy style" sex, pulling out immediately before achieving orgasm, and spraying the ejaculate in your partner's hair and mixing it around.
Gave the old lady the hot slaw last night, and she was still cleaning it out of her hair before work this morning.