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The keyboard spaz is not to be questioned. It just is. Much like the repeating "asdf," it's an all-purpose expression. To question it is to defeat its very purpose. The purpose being a special form of non-verbal communication. It can convey feelings of any kind.
The "asdfkasjdf;lakjsdfkjasdf" is a means of expressing one's self in ways that words cannot; especially over the internet in which words and exclamation points only hold so much meaning. As it is written in chapter three of Ecclesiastes that "there is a time for everything," there is also a time for the keyboard spaz.
In short, the meaning of the keyboard spaz is specific to its use/context, but its true meaning is far more profound. It is a communication between sender and receiver in which the receiver effortlessly intuits the intended meaning. This sacred form of communication runs deep in the intuitive connection between two like-minded people.
Friend: "OMG. Did you hear that Mr. Johnson had sex with a Freshman?"
You: ";alksjfdlakjsdf;ljaksdljkadsf!!!"
Friend: "Right?! 'Holy shit' were my thoughts exactly!"
This, is the sacred Keyboard Spaz.
Killing every one While using the spaz on call of duty black ops
Me: dude I'm spaz raping right now, I just killed 12 people
Andrew: dude holy crap I wish I could spaz rape
A vehicle (usually a minibus or a space wagon) used to transport several spaz to their destination.
PL: Fuck Sake! This stupid fuck in front is going so slow!!
Adski: Aye up!! It's a Spaz Wagon!
n. Used to describe an instance in which something is so awesome you spaz-out and orgasm at the same time.
v. The act of having a spaz-gasm.
"I swear when I got my laptop for Christmas I had a spaz-gasm all over the house."
"I nearly spaz-gasmed when Jacob took off his shirt in 'New Moon.'"
"Every time I look in the mirror I want to spaz-gasm because I look so good!"
someone who is hyper and doesn't pay attention to their surroundings so they tend to slip, trip and/or fall a lot. aka "Slippery Spaz"
Joe is starring at a girl while walking with Ted. Joe reaches the steps, and face plants. Ted turns around and sees Joe on the ground.
Ted: Come on Joe, you banana spaz.
or
Ted: Come on, you slippery spaz
wheelchair - when unable to remember this word I spontaneously uttered 'spaz bucket' instead. What a great thing the subconscious can be...
OMG, that woman's so fat she needs a spaz bucket!