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to initiate closer contact with an unsuspecting member of the opposite sex by offering them an airplane blanket that is far undersized for two people to fit under.
also refers to such blanket used for this purpose
"Yeah so, i totally airplane blanketed her. she went for it and we cuddled"
After a guy relieves himself in the art of cream pie, his lover dismounts and stands above the relaxed gent's body legs agape, then proceeds in pushing the sir's juice out onto the face, body, etc. Blanketing him in the elixir of life.
Marcus: Hey, Taylor, what happen to your head?
Taylor: I hit my head on the ceiling fan while giving my boyfriend a "Pearl Blanket". That sleeping bastard looked like a mummy.
Marcus: That's rough, what did he do?
Taylor: That asshole gave me a "Houdini" the other night
Marcus: LOL where is he now?
Taylor: In the shower washing the "daycare" off of him.
A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen
Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.
The term 'Blanket Squad' refers to four or more people who share a picnic blanket to eat lunch and share stories.
"Oh here comes the Blanket Squad"
Human blanket is when a person lies on top of another, and they synchronize their breathing. Both lies stomach down for full effect.
"I'm so tired..."
"Then let's go cuddle! I'll be your human blanket!"
a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.
Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.
-Noun
1. A restless mystical creature that hops around with random facial expressions, part man part rabbit part blanket. But if you get too close and say "what is it?" it will say with a retarded expression "ahy een kno!"
2. A creature that sleeps fully spread open with limbs pointing in different directions.
- Verb
1. To hop, eat, look around with random facial expressions, and lick your paws to wet your hair/ear
2. To hog all the blanket
You're being such a blanket ehree
Stop ehreeing
You're the original blanket ehree