1 dump clog

What happens when you take a praticularly large poop and it clogs the toilet without the assistance of toilet paper. only can be achived by few, but possible.

Last night when i had too much taco bell, i took a 1 dump clog. though i reached an unfathomable peak and was proud of it, i still had to stay up all night to try to unclog the damn thing.

clog up the feed

When someone really annoying on Facebook constantly updates their status, pictures, or comments on everyone's wall with nonsense.

Bob: Dude Jim is getting so annoying.
Bill: Why?
Bob: He continues to clog up the feed.

Bill: Yeah I hate when people do that

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pop me clogs

To die

I swear if I don't get a rest soon I'll pop me clogs.

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popped his clogs

To literally die.

Did you hear about the old guy down the street? He finally popped his clogs,they found him yesterday.

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clog n' jog

To clog a toilet in a hotel and check out of the room before unclogging it. This will save you the embarrassment of asking the front desk for a plunger. It is common courtesy to leave a small tip on the seat of the toilet for the house cleaning.

Guy 1: Dude did you clog this toilet?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!

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clog smoking

smoking a cigar in a garage while wearing stylish clog shoes

dude i clog smoked all night (clog smoking)

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Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

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