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when you are in your car and drive repetidly up and down the same city streets(the same way one flosses their teeth) just so you can show off your pimp ride
I was street flossing in my Trans Am last night
When she has something stuck in her teeth and the only way to get it out is by rubbing your dick on it.
Marco notices something awry. Marco, "Hey Erin, you got some fucking cilantro stuck in your teeth. You mind if I use my dick to rub it out." Erin, "You mean an Alabama flossing, I thought you'd never ask."
When someone has no other option or is forced to floss his or her teeth with their pubes. You must get in between at least 4 different teeth for it to be considered a pubic floss. It is also acceptable to floss with someone elses pubes. If the person has pubic lice and it gets on their teeth it is called Tooth fariculous fibrosis.
When my regular floss ran out my only other option was to pubic floss.
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When a girl says she trims her bush, but when you go down south to eat pussy you get a pubic hair stuck in your tooth.
Yesterday Andy told me that he went down on the poon and came back up with a Philly Floss.
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Good product to buy to keep your teeth at their best, but also a wonderful way to remove pubes from your teeth after a guy/girl has gone down one a hairy lady, with a large flower bed
Guy 1: "I heard that she's well hairy that girlfriend of yours"
Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"
Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>
Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>
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Ass floss is a skinny white guy in prison used as a cleaning tool.
Ass floss is when a skinny white guy is held captive as a tool for cleaning the cum out of a tosser salads ass.
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When you take your roommates sheets and floss your ass with them. Very pleasant when done after a 5 mile run in 85% humidity. If done correctly the sheet will gently clense the top of the ass crack, the bung hole, the taint, and the nuts. Smile with glee as your roommate snuggles into bed and wraps himself in your ass
I got back from football practice and had a good ass flossing with Jim's sheets. -Or- I ass flossed with Jim's sheets and put them back in the dryer.
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