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Fucking the Royal Duck is much like Fuck the Duck but more blatant. While Fucking the Duck can be construed as a convenient trip to the bathroom or a well timed smoke break, Fucking the ROYAL Duck is a blatant attempt at avoiding work.
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
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An expression one uses when caught totaly by surprise. Or when something improbable happens.
Boss: "The customer just called me and said that their order was right on the count, good job."
Packer: "Well I'll fuck a dead duck!"
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When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.
Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"
Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."
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Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.
~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~
You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."
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Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck
Screw a kangaroo
Stick you're Dick inside a graiffe
orgy at the Zoo
fuck fuck fuck a duck,sung to (Row row row your boat)
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Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.
Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon
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1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.
2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?
You Die And Go To Heaven And See Two Ducks Having Sex.
You Might Say "HOLY DUCK FUCK!?"
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