Ming Ming Dard

Ming Ming Dard “I don’t care chink” used as an effective method of shutdown. Traditionally used on Jakes And Jacobs.

Plural: Fuck up

Jake “oh no I have been left behind”

Rowan “Ming Ming dard”

Jake 🙁😡😭

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ming

A person who looks, acts and feels like a tree. He is incapable of feeling human emotion like Beyonce.He has an almost inhuman stomach. His biggest weakness is chinese food.

Person 1: Eat this gum I found on the ground.
Ming: Sure why not.
Person 1: Eat this Chinese food I got at Panda Express
Ming: *Runs away quickly*

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minge

The forest primeval in which is located the holiest of feminine sanctuaries

After a lifetime of futilely questing after enlightment, Siddhartha Gautama, the Buddha, abandoned all sense and hope and drowned himself in the carnal indulgence of his mum's MINGE.

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minge

A dirty filthy pussy! the total opposite to a peach!

Notice the word MING in MINGe....

i went down on this bird she had a right minge, made me barf

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ming

to fuck someone in an asian way

i'm gonna ming you so hard it's not even funny.

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Ming

Something or someone gross or bad.

Outward Bound...
Abby: I haven't showered for 10 days
Anna: None of us have
Abby: If you're ming and you know it, clap your hands!
Everyone else: <Clap Clap>

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minged

To be used when your vagina, covered or uncovered is being displayed, usually at close range.

*climbing over the top of someone while wearing only underpants*

Person underneath: "You just minged me."

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