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The lens with which we look back on a relationship after it ends, abandoning all decent or positive memories and turning it into a failure.
"Your relationships were not all bad because they ended. You are just covering them with the blanket of horribleness."
to initiate closer contact with an unsuspecting member of the opposite sex by offering them an airplane blanket that is far undersized for two people to fit under.
also refers to such blanket used for this purpose
"Yeah so, i totally airplane blanketed her. she went for it and we cuddled"
A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen
Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.
The term 'Blanket Squad' refers to four or more people who share a picnic blanket to eat lunch and share stories.
"Oh here comes the Blanket Squad"
Human blanket is when a person lies on top of another, and they synchronize their breathing. Both lies stomach down for full effect.
"I'm so tired..."
"Then let's go cuddle! I'll be your human blanket!"
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a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.
Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.
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Synonym for "sanitary pad", can also be used in a derogatory manner when referring to a person or their mood.
E.g.
1. Damn, that dude is such a flange blanket
2. Hey Sarah, do you have sand in your flange blanket?
3. Excuse me, on which shelf might I find your extensive range of floral print flange blankets?
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